Hipsters!

You and your hipster friends were just sitting around non-ironically enjoying a nice vegan brunch when SOMEONE had to get all competitive. Now you're arguing over who is the coolest hipster! The only way to settle it is by comparing collections to see who has the coolest stuff. But as true hipsters, it's just not cool to like the same things everyone else does. So watch out for lame copycats harshing your mellow.